Sometimes H doesn't read my mind very well.
Sometimes I don't tell him my intentions.
Sometimes he doesn't put 2 & 2 together.
Sometimes I want to do weird projects that he cannot comprehend why I would want to do them.
Case in point #1:
H: Hey! I'm in the Wal-Marts, can I pick up anything for you?
Me: Well hey hott stuff! Yeah! I need a can of red spray paint and some white beans.
H: What kind of white beans?
Me: I don't care about brand....just some cheap ones.....don't you want to know what I am doing with spray paint and beans?
H: I don't even ask any more! I'm going to send you a pic from the bean aisle.
Me: No! No pics. Just pic up some white beans.
This is what my man came home with:
It's hard to spray paint beans in a can for your Valentine display when they have been soaking in water for 4 months!
The original Pinterest Project:
*Because I am not wasteful......I donated the 3 cans of beans to our church food bank.